- You are going to claim that the new children (students) aren’t supposed to be sitting at the spot you and your friends territorially peed all over during your 3-4 years on campus.
- You realize you probably didn’t need to leave the stacks/ma2bara for coffee/red bull/chocolate runs every hour and a half.
- Real life outside the AUB bubble is much faster and lonelier during that awkward post-grad tadpole-becoming-a-frog period.
- You think your AUB degree can take a figurative crap on all other Lebanese university degrees.
- You miss the way the smell of Dunkin used to fill the crevices of Main Gate at 7 in the morning.
- You will never forget that time you joked about Abu Naji having everything from Panadol to Band-Aids…and found out it was true
- No patch of grass will ever be as awesome as that of the Green Oval. Normal grass that is.
- Finding a parking spot in Beirut is always going to be a problem…for the rest of your life.
- AUB cats are genetically mutated to be cuter than other strays from “the outside”. And they used mind control to steal your Bliss House Spicy Chicken.
- You secretly hope that one day there will be a really uncomfortable green bench with your name on the gold plaque.